SEO Audits, A Dig Through Time.
Even the smallest weakness can cast the longest shadow.
At a glance, your domain may seem whole, pages load, links work and content flows; yet beneath the surface, shadows stir.
An SEO audit is the first rite. A deep reading of the unseen forces that shape your organic visibility. It’s the spell that reveals the fractures in your site foundation, the unoptimised content that block your ascent to page one, the cursed links and hidden crawl errors that pull you into the unidexable void.
You may feel safe. But the dark forest is quiet, too quiet. And somewhere, your competitors are gathering authority while you sit and wait.
SEO Audits, Rites of the Ritual.
No two domains are cursed the same. That’s why my SEO audit ritual is bespoke, a summoning of spectral crawlers, alchemical analysis and strategic foresight. I don’t guess. I divine and interpret the past of your site to reveal the path forward.
Technical SEO - A Crawl of Shadows
A summoning of spectral crawlers to roam your domain, revealing broken paths, cursed redirects, orphaned pages and crawl-blocking wards. What they return with is a map of everything search engines see and everything they don’t.
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Speed & Mobile - Core Vitals Divination
Site speed and mobile-friendliness aren’t trends, they’re baseline incantations. I test your performance across different devices, planes and dimensions, revealing the technical friction that may slow your rise.
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Keyword Performance - Runes of Relevance
I cast a focused rite to unearth the keywords you already rank for. Studying the power of your pages and the strength of their signals I unearth those teetering on the edge of visibility to cast a flame on quick wins.
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Gap Analysis - Closing The Rift
Through a mirror of competitive scrying, I unveil the keywords and incantations your competitors rank for, the ones that bring them traffic, power and presence but lie absent from your own spell book.
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Backlink Profile - Reading The Constellation
Your backlink profile is a constellation of alliances and old debts. I chart its structure, identify harmful or suspicious links and highlight where power can be better drawn through link-building rituals.
The Final Scroll, Your SEO Audit Report.
Once the rites are complete, the findings are bound into a single, sacred tome: your personalised SEO audit report (in the form of a Google document).
Inside, you'll find your weakness revealed, quick wins uncovered and opportunity etched in plain sight. No cryptic riddles, just clear, strategic guidance rooted in data and divination.
This is your blueprint to rise from the ashes, fortified against the shadows of the algorithm.From broken links, cursed content, untapped keywords and link building gateways, your SEO audit scroll outlines the path forward.
Whether you choose to walk it alone or summon me to your side, the knowledge is now yours.
SEO Audit Pricing Tiers.
Tier I - £400
Read the Bones
A foundational ritual for those seeking clarity in the smoke.
Includes:
Technical SEO Scan
Keyword Performance Audit
Backlink Overview
Full Report
5 Quick Wins
30-Min Consultation Call
Tier II - £800
Lifting the Veil
For those ready to gaze deeper into the shadows and outpace rivals.
Includes:
Tier 1 Plus:
Competitor Analysis Vs. Top 3 Rivals
Keyword Gap Review
Personalised Action Plan
60-Min Follow-Up Strategy Session
Tier III - £1500
The Grand Divination
The complete ritual. No stone unturned, no shadow unchecked.
Includes:
Tier 2 Plus:
Three Fully Optimised Pieces of Content / SEO Copywriting.
Site Hierarchy & Structure Review
30-Min 3 Month Review
Speak, Friend, and Enter.
Not all who wander are lost, some just dwell forgotten in the depths of page six.
Feed your info to the Grimoire. I’ll read the signs, run the diagnostics, consult the Palantír.
If the path is clear, the SEO wizard will show you the way and walk it with you. If it’s not, know that silence is an answer, too.
(I’ll still get back to you either way.)